Tuesday, August 15, 2006

ok..3 more wks..n ill b botak..bold...botak..bold...botak!!!!!
shit!! hilang ke-henseman mizi...turon seyyy saham rafael ini mcm...haix..but dun worrie..

coz ppl sae...org2 botak nie..sexy..hahahahahahaaa....eh wait2..im not sayin dat im sexy lah..im juz sayin dat..mayb if im botak..ill be more cute? haha...botak ke tak ker..cute tu tetap maintain...hehehhe...

manis tu ader...tetap ader..alah mcm susu dutch lady yg disukai ramai tu..kan manis kan? ah..mcm mizi lah..makin botak..makin cute..hahaa...

haix..ok2..let juz face da facts lah..i dun like bein botak...well ive been bold once..n dat was in sec 4..hmm..n i dun like da way i look...n im sure itz gona b crap..

botak seyy...juz last 2 nights..i dreamt abt havin my head shaved kat tekong...
haix...terpranjat seyy...bangun jer pegang kepala...nasib baik ader rambut gik..

haix..well yea..i am nervous..im not nervous abt bein in tekong..ns n all dat..but im bein nervous abt getttin my head shaved...ARGHHHHHHHHH!!!!

ermm ok2..i wanna giv u guyz an advanced warnin...on da 7 of sept..on thursdae..if sumhow on dat dae..korg ter-dgr org jerit..most probably dari pulau tekong..jgn takut tau..tu bkn ape...tu mizi jer..tgh kene potong botak...haix..

da more i tink abt it...da more nervous i get...da lah..i dun wanna tink abt gettin botak nemore...haix...

suker ah korg ehk...bace ni bende..ketawe jer ah tu..mizi nak kene botak..haix..



Sunday, July 16, 2006

Saturday, July 15, 2006

whoah..im feelin shit rite now..really pisssed off wit da guy at mcdonalds juz now..
im sure we cld haf come to blows if not for da staff..im not sure whether to tell da whole story here or shld i juz forget all abt it...

hmm..hold on gimme a sec to tink..ohhhh...1 sec is toooooo fast..how abt u guyz gimme 2 sec to tink abt it ok? hmmm..gheeeeeeesh..i cant tink in 2 sec!!!

ok2..my brain's slow..relac ah..i doubt u can tink in 2 sec oso...crap...eh,asal 1sec 2sec nie smuer aleh2 klua nie? mizi..ur supposed to be mad at da mcdonalds guy..remmeberrrrr??

oh yah..sorie..im supposed to b super pissed off at dat piece of monkey crap..ok..here's wat happen..after i finish werkin at 11.30pm juz now..i went over to mcdonalds..i wanna ask mcdonald..how was his farm..alah..korg tak ingat ker?

"old mcdonald had a farm..eyaa eyaa yoo..
and on his farm he has a duck..eyaa eyaa yoo..
and a quack quack here..and a quack quack there..
here quack there quack..evrywhere quack quack..
eyaa eyaa yoo..."

wow..sedap nyer lagu nie...boleh menang anugerah lagu paling merepek..
ok2...dat was reaaaallllyyyyyyyyyy lame mizi..wayy to go handsome boy..ahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaa..ok2...i was kiddin..

okie2..aftr i made i order..i was told dat da burger i ordered wld b ready in 5 mins time..soo i had to sit down n wait for da burger man to make my burger..haix..BURGER KING btol lah dorg nie..

den.as i was sittin down..i noticed frm da corner of my eye dat sumone was staring at me but i was too tired soo i dun bother..but tis monkey crap was starin at me like nobody's bisness seyy..really stared at me..sooo i turned my head at look at him..wit my eyes blazin wit fire..i didnt noe how da fire got into my eye in da first place..hahahahaha..

ok2..sooo we both stared at each other ah..i tink for abt 3 mins...nobody moved..
i tink at dat time he was winkin dat he was prety cool ah..he had tis curly red hair..yellow striped long sleeve shirt..and pants..red boots..like army like dat..

as we stared i noticed dat he had tis really super white face..tak tau lah cream muka aper dier pki mlm2 sblom tdo..smpai putih gitu skali muka dier..but den i realised dat he had running nose..probably flu lah..coz he had tis red nose...den i tink becoz of his sickness he totally forgot dat he was a guy..coz he wore lipstick..really thick red lipstick across his lips..whoah..

soo imagine it guyz...white face..red nose n lips..curly red hair..yellow striped long sleeve shirt..yellow baggy pants..n red boots..gez tis guy only has two favourite colours huh? haiz..soo..let me continue wit da story..we both stared at eah other..

but i noticed rite frm da beginnin..he was smiling at me for no freakin reason..smile only...crap..tryin to be cool..sittin on da bench alone...as if there's ppl who wanna take picture wit him..

den as i was soo engrossed in starin at him..juz waitin for cahnce to pounce on him..da mcdonald's staff called me..told mi my burger was ready..soo i got up..still staring at da stupid clown face guy..took my burger..walked past him..and gently whispered to him.."ill see u soon ronald mcdonald.."



Tuesday, July 11, 2006

aite to be honest...ive been bz da whole nite juz to find da true meanin of love on da internet.. n actually..i wanted tis entry to be diff frm da rest of my entries..soo i tot of findin da best defination of love i cld find on da internet..copy and paste it here as an introduction..n say dat itz my defination of love..n den u guys will freak out n say..wow..mizi's goood in tis..

but..as i searched my way thru to find da best meanin of love one cld eva find..i found dat..there r over millions n milions of definations of love..n i cldnt pick either one of em..all seem to be unique n special in their own way..

n datz wen i realise dat i shldnt juz copy n paste..evryone has their own opinion of love..ive talked to sum ppl..n asked em..wat love really means to em..n well as expected...no one noes wat love really means..

yea sum sae..love is abt honesty..at least datz wat da couple of da yr tinks..yesss ppl im tokin abt afnan n suhaila..gheeeeesh..seeee... even their answers r da same.. n accordin to our makcik goldilocks..love is addictive..n wen ur ready..ull meet mr/ms right..yup datz wat she said..pandai jugak goldilocks kiter nie ehk..ingat kan tau pecah umah beruang jer..hehe..

n accordin to aini..love is abt acceptin da other party as a whole..includin his/her flaws..i dunnoe which website she took it frm..but hell its sounds true..hehehhee..
soo u see..except for da couple of da yr( mcm real jer..) ppl haf their own opinions about wat love really means to em..

but to me..da most importnt ting is not abt knowin wat is love..its abt..believin in it..

for example..how do u noe dat u n ur partner r meant for each other? Havin shared some of the good n bad times togetha throughout da yrs... n havin been there for each other throughout da times...which brings mi to my nxt qns.. how does one noes if two ppl are meant for each other for an entire lifetime?

da truth is...i dun... but u noe wat? i believe dat if u really believe in ur heart dat ur partner is da one..den..she's da one..

sooo..wit dat..i haf cum to my final qns..commitment...i read sumwhre dat guyz tend to haf commitment issues..n dat guyz do not like to commit..in case they find sumone beta..but, if u really love sumone..commitment..shld..n wld not b a problem..

juz appreciate of wat u haf..juz look at how beautiful she is in her own way..vice versa..wat makes ur heart goes booom booom booom (mcm bomb nak meletup) evrytime u look at ur partner? wat u fell in luv wit in da 1st place..n wen u finally realise all of tis my fren...commitment will cum naturally..trust me..

ok..enuff wit those..i wanna share wit u guyz sum of da love qoutes dat i find quite interestin..n i really hope..u wld find em interestin too..

-If I know what love is, it is because of you..
-Love the heart that hurts you, but never hurt the heart that loves you.
-True love does not come by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly

welll..i really hope dat..by readin da bullshits above..ull sumhow undrstnd wat love really means..well i noe..i failed to really define wat love is actually abt..but at least..u guyz will roughly get da idea of love really means to me..n ermm oh yea..before i go..i juz wanna remind sumone dat ermm....problems r part of our life...evryone has problems..if u dun share it, u dun giv the person who loves you a chance to love you enuff...

aite take care guyz...call my name if u need help..yea..juz call out my name.."SUPERMAN!!!!!"



Friday, July 07, 2006

sooo watz wit da new attitude dude?? i gotta b honest wit u..i gotta admit dat it drives me insane sumtimes...yea..u drive mi crazy even tho i dun haf a driver's licence punk! (get it? haha..drives me insane...? driver's licence? still dun get it? ermmmm..neva mind..dun bother..gheeeesh dat was lame)

itz juz dat ive been sick to my stomach tis past few daes...juz tinkin abt it..i dun wanna tok abt it rite here bcoz if i do...da peeps frm da JABATAN HAL EHWAL CUACA wld kill me..ooops not em...sorie..i mean...da peeps frm JABATAN HAL EHWAL BLOG wld cum aftr me..n u'll see my face on da front page of da newspaper wit da title on-top (GUY,20,IS VERY CUTE) eh salah..sorie guyz...technical prob..okay2 da title wld b like tis..(GUY,20,CHARGED WIT EXTREME INSULTS ON HIS BLOG)

yeah..datz how crap tings r for mi rite now..soo ermm letz change to anotha topic shall we?
aite..ive been readin tis article abt relationshps on da net for quite sumtime now..( ermm..nope..im not in love..itz juz dat reading is good for u..soo remmber kids..read alot..n hopefully one dae u'll end up juz like me..a loser..haha)

n ermm..there's tis one phrase dat ermm really got mi tinkin..n da phrase goes like tis..(mizi is very-very cute)...haix..sorie2...slip of da hand..technical problem AGAIN...hahaha..no lah..i was juz kiddin..ok2..serious..da phrase goes like tis..
(man falls in love by wat he sees, n woman falls in love by wat she hears)

hmm...sounds interestin huh?? well of coz it is..da phrase was written by a well-known professor in da uk..if im not wrong..his name is..professor mizi ke ape ah..lupe lak nama panjang dier..nnti rafael tanyer kan nama panjang dier ehk.. kalo panjang umur,murah rezeki..insyaallah..korg tunggu jelah lama2..

ok..as i was sayin..it got me tinkin..man falls in luv by wat he sees..which is true..i gez..i mean..women r god's finest creation..n i believe dat evry woman in dis werld are beautiful in their own ways..sooo itz not wrong for a guy, if he sees a beautiful woman on da street n he juz keeps staring at her..itz not wrong..girls, dun get mi wrong..guyz like myself do dat all da time..i admit it..i do dat SUMTIMES..other guyz i dunoe lah..

but da fact is..we're doin dat coz we're appreciatin beauty..bkn nak mengurat..but to appreciate da beauty dat god has created..hahahaha..heyy im serious...itz all true ppl...

aite..lets go to da second line..woman falls in love by wat she hears..hmm..i dunoe abt u guyz but i tink itz sumhow..amazingly true...i dunoe y..but i juz do..they juz love it wen sumone tell em dat they're beautiful...dat they're cute..gorgeous..soo guyz..if ur readin tis crap..n u haf a gf..plz do mi a favour..remmber to tell ur girl EVRYDAE..dat u love em..n dat she's beautiful..coz if u do dat..i promise u dude..she's urs for a long..long time..trust mi..n it goes for u too afnan..hahaha

coz itz technically proven..take my fren, Mikhail for example..he did dat for 2 straight yrs..n got dumped by his gf..hahahahahahaaa..okay2..i was kiddin..aite..tink i shld stop here..korg baca nie pon cnfrm mengantok..haix...i noe..im lame..yeahh..but at least im cute...n handsome..ahhaha...okay2 i ws juz jokin...gheeeeeesh..



Friday, June 30, 2006

haix...soo itz true huh? siti nurhaliza nak kahwin ngn datuk k? haix..how cum datuk2 nie jer yg leh dpt pompan lawa2 eh? haix..wait2..im not sayin dat im jealous or anytin..itz juz dat..all these datuk2 seem to haf da upperhand..or privilleges..can marry whoeva they want..

all those gorgeous female celebs r all taken by these datuk2...n juz tis mornin's newspaper..ader datuk nak pikat erra fazira..mak ai..baru jer org tu jadi janda..gelojoh btol datuk2 nie yer..

haix..kirekan rafael takder chance ah ngn siti..takper2 siti intan payung pon jadilah..aite..soo ermm neway..i was werkin last nite..n ermm..to b honest..while i was on da bus on da way home..i ermm burst out laughin ALONE..coz i kept tinkin abt wat happen earlier dat nite at my werkplace..

aite..so here's da ting..at around 8.30pm while rafael was werkin DILIGENTLY as alwayz..2 girls came in..but 1 of em really caught my eye..coz of her looks..but hold on guyz..b4 u guyz come out wit wild imagination..i haf to make tings clear..she caught my eye not bcoz she's good lookin..HELL NO!!..

ok2..before i continue..i wanna ask u sumtin..cnfrm korg pnah tgk citer p ramlee...ahmad albab kan? ok2..in dat movie..there's tis part whereby ahmad albab played wit da anak jin? remmber? alah anak jin tu...rambut panjang, gemok..beh joget2..

ok2..i wan u to visualise him..anak jin tu..ok picture him..wit long hair,fat..gemok gedempol..dah? ok2..da girl dat i saw last nite is da girl version of da anak jin..hahahhahahaa...ok2 mizi jahat kan..? wait2 dun get mi wrong..
im not insultin ugly ppl or wat lah..

alah org lawa2 pon kalo tuhan nak ambik balik kecantikan dorg dgn sekelip mata jer..accident tros dabis..sbab tu...kalo lawa takleh tunjok2 sgt..ok2..y am i tokin abt tis crap here..

ok da fact is...da girl dat i saw last nite tu..tak lawa..BUT..she walked in as though she was miss universe 2006...makeup takyah ckp ah..nauzubillah..punyer lah tebal...tu tiga hari tiga mlm kalo cuci muka pon lom tentu leh bersih gik..step maner nyer jambu jer..buah jambu lagi lawa dari dier....so den wen she walked in..i asked her wat she wants..

dan dgn segala konfiden dan step nyer dier menjawab..dgn penoh english accent..."ur manager plzzzz..." alamak...takleh angkat ah...she was speakin wit tis full english accent..agaknyer 10 tahun tersesat kat america gaknyer...but at least she said please..datz good enuf..

but she was speakin wit full mat salleh nyer accent sey..salleh maner ntah yg ajar dier..haix...rafael yg bapak ngn mak dier dtg dari planet krypton pon tak bbual mcm gitu skali..haix..da lah makeup tebal..haix..serious..takleh angkat sey..mcm time tu jugak nak lempar tomato kat muka dier..haix..

kalo tak lawa tapi baik..beh tak step..im ok ah..tapi nie step maner nyer beauty pageant..erlin montel lagi lawa..haix..

sooo all u guyz who r readin tis rite now..remmeber..ikot tauladan penyanyi yg baik tu..sape eh nama dier..alah yg hensem ngn cute tu..walaupon dier hensem..tapi baik jer..humble..saper eh nama dier..oh aah..baru ingat..mizi...yeerrr..hahahaa...

aite guyz take care..



Tuesday, June 27, 2006

aite..letz kick tings off wit mizi's national anthem..

" SELAMAT HARI RAYA...AIDILFITRI MULIA..AMPUN MAAF DIPINTA...."

eh sorie2...tersasul...sorie2..haix..tersalah lagu lak..wrong song guyz..
ok2...get ready..tis is da real one..

"DONT U WISH UR GF WAS HOT LIKE ME...DONT U WISH UR GF WAS FUN LIKE ME..DONTCHA......."
wat da crap???? wat kind of stuuuuuuupid song is dis??? salah lagi..argh...takyah ah nie smuer..buat susah jer..
sorie abt da errmm "technical problems" guys..apparently..da jukebox is well ermm..spoilt? haha

ok2..dat was crap..i noe..i noe..dat wasnt funny...dat was whole of bullshits..but heyy..dun blame me...i told u not to continue clickin..but u did...tulah..lain kali dgr ckp org..lagi2 org mcm ABG MIZI nie...

aite soo..nxt tue i'll haf my graduation ceremony...am i nervous? hell no..am i excited..? hmmm..nope...soo how does rafael feel abt gettin his diploma..?
well..one ting's for sure..im kinda feel sorie for my dad..

coz he wont get to see his son up on stage receivin his diploma..im kinda disappointed dat he wont b attendin my graduation ceremony..but i dun blame him for it..coz he's gotta work..in kl..his request for a leave on dat dae wasnt approve..
soo..yeah..cant blame him..

but im not gonna lie to myself..i am really disapointed..da fact dat ur dad wont b there watchin u gettin dat diploma eats me man..i noe itz a small ting but ermm to me..it means da whole world..yeah2..itz juz a diploma..not a degree or anytin like dat..

but tis is not abt diplomas or degree or phd or tings like dat..itz juz dat..all my life ive been studyin n studyin gettin good grades gettin good results..all dat is not bcoz i wanna lead a beta life gettin good job high salary n all dat crap..no..

all those yrs of hard work..(well mayb hard ah except for those times wen i was cheatin in class..haha) r bcoz of my parents..they mean da world to me..yup..im sure u guyz feel da same way towards ur parents..but im diff..bcoz my parent r frm planet krypton n im down here on earth...ok2 was juz jokin ppl...relax..ok2..whre was i..?

aite..all those grades r not for mi..itz for em..especially my dad..he has to leave his family here in spore to werk in kl..only sees his family fortnightly..which i noe..is very2 hard..to see my little brother crying out..callin his name wen he misses him..is very2 hard guyz..coz i was in his shoes wen i was little..i know da feeling of missin his dad..

but hell..i still haf my dad..but still im quite disappointed..da diploma is for him as well as my mum..not for me..seriously..i dun giv a shit abt it..but juz to see smiles n da joy in their faces..means alot to me..